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Post by Pro Grape on Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:14 am

Ipswich has a funny name, so I thought I'd make a thread about it...

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I suppose I'd like to know why a place would have such a ridiculous name! What is wrong with people! This is what we ought to do to anybody that lives there.

Boxing Banging head beat them to a pulp.
Poke poke them to make sure they are not in any condition to resist the
Lunch eating of them.
Canarybird feed the scrraps to our favourite canary.

(s c r a p s is censored!)
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Post by Featherlord on Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:36 pm

Cannibalistic weirdo Licking lips 4 sth
Canaries are herbivores though. And " -CENSORED- " isn't censored AFAIK...
EDIT: Oh XD 'tis. That's cos it contains "c r a p" Wink

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Post by Pro Grape on Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:18 am

Featherlord wrote:EDIT: Oh XD 'tis. That's cos it contains "c r a p" Wink
hehehe yeah I thought that must be why Hehe
I think the censorer could use a little tune-up!

Sorry, I hope nobody on this forum is from Ipswich... I didn't mean to strike panic or anything... because, if you are from Ipswich, there's not too much to worry about as it will take us a long time to devour all of you, so you probably still have quite a while yet to live. Clown

We've hired specially trained seahorses to speed up the process though, so don't get too optimistic you filthy maggots! Smile Grin
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Post by Featherlord on Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:17 pm

I'm not going to work on that stupid censorer for that one word Hehe
Grape, you're forgetting the specially trained Featherball Squad Hehe They use sedative darts to bring down Ipswichers.
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By the way, I had considered whether I'd have to delete this or not, cos I know you're just kidding, but will the others? Bear that in mind next time you post something someone could take offence by. Good that you emphasized that you were only kidding.

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Post by Pro Grape on Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:12 am

I shall read a recent update on the situation:

"A total of 0.6 Ipswichians have been rounded up and, erm, nearly devoured. By 'nearly' (the report continues), we mean to say not at all, as the Ipswichians have made the discovery that sea horses, if they be straightened right out by tugging very hard at the tail while firmly grasping the head, are made permanently full; they are made to feel as though they have just eaten a sumptuous 147-course meal, unable to consume even a single tiny morsel of Ipswichian flesh."

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indeed, sir, indeed... indeeeed... yes. point well taken sir, point well taken. indeed, very much so, as it were, to coin the phrase. So shall it be. And so it was, and it was good. And on the eleventh day, ...
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Post by Panda on Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:34 pm

i've never been to Ipswitch. I know a teacher that moved to live there for a bit though. No idea why, she looked like David Bowie though.

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Post by Pro Grape on Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:23 am

Do not fret — she will be devoured in due course.
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Post by Pro Grape on Thu May 29, 2008 6:35 pm

I have just had the pleasure of devouring her!
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Post by Featherlord on Thu May 29, 2008 7:27 pm

CANNIBAL! WE HAVE A CANNIBAL!
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Post by Pro Grape on Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:05 am

No, you must remember that Ipswichians are not considered human, so it is not cannibalism. Smile
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Post by Featherlord on Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:59 am

NON-CANNIBAL! WE HAVE A NON-CANNIBAL!

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